Face on MarsNASA doesn't want you to know about the Face on Mars. They claim that it's an ordinary feature of the undulating Martian terrain.
Look at that face. I said look at it. LOOK AT IT.
It's indisputably a humanoid face. Could the implication be any more obvious? Extraterrestrials planted that thing on the Martian surface as a billboard announcing their presence. Kinda like the black monolith in 2001: A Space Odyssey.
The 1976 Viking mission transmitted this baby back to Earth and somehow it got past those motherfuckers at NASA. WELL HAW HAW HAW! THE CAT'S OUT OF THE BAG NOW, YOU FUCKING FEDS.
In 2001, NASA released a new image and the conspiracy deepened. The Face on Mars, it turns out, is cracked and disfigured. And it bears an uncanny resemblance to Mel Gibson's character in his 1993 film Man Without A Face.
Coincidence? Or is Gibson somehow in league with the Martians?